when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
fuck the cops amirite
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.